Monthly Archives: December 2011

Suspicious Women Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands…. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate. “Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. … Continue reading →

Did You Know That… In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes when you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. that’s where the phrase, “goodnight, sleep tight” came from. … Continue reading →

The Obituary The newspaper obituary operator received a phone call. The woman on the other end asked, “How much do funeral notices cost?” “Five dollars per word, ma’am,” came the response. “Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?” … Continue reading →

The Memorial One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side … Continue reading →

Little Johnny After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard you say today that our bodies came from … Continue reading →