Category Archives: Grin and Share It

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to. tell him what Easter represented.. The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a … Continue reading →

Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the … Continue reading →

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to, after the worship service, ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to … Continue reading →

A professor was one day walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival. The street was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily, … Continue reading →

A preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he would attend his … Continue reading →

Philosophy Class A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic: “Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke. “Has anyone in … Continue reading →

Said the elder priest, “I know you were reaching out to the young people when you had bucket seats put in to replace the first four pews”. It worked. We got the front of the Church filled first. The young … Continue reading →

(Author Unknown) Lord, my soul is ripped with riot, Incited by my wicked diet. “We are what we eat,” said a wise old man. Lord, if that’s true, I’m a garbage can. I want to rise on Judgment Day, that’s … Continue reading →

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop! … Continue reading →

A young woman teacher explains to her class of children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode … Continue reading →