Monthly Archives: June 2011

Grin and Share It: BIBLE TRIVIA

  BIBLE TRIVIA Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A.Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his … Continue reading

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Grin and Share It: “Getting Into Heaven”

GETTING INTO HEAVEN A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.St. Peter explains that it’s not easy to get into heaven. There are some criteria that must be met before entry is allowed. For example, was the man … Continue reading

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For Preachers Only: “Paul In A Basket”

Paul In A Basket (A Sermon Outline) Text:  “In Damascus the governor under Aretas the king kept the city of the Damascenes with a garrison, desirous to apprehend me; and through a window in a basket was I let down … Continue reading

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A Funny Story: “The Smartest People In The World”

SMARTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of … Continue reading

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Tobacco Is A Food

Tobacco is actually a food.  Though hazardous if smoked, it’s leaves contain a number of nutritional substances that can help sustain life for a time if no other food is available. It is also true that many things which are … Continue reading

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A Funny Story: “Jesus is watching you!”

JESUS IS WATCHING YOU A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the … Continue reading

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Why I Am For Same Sex Divorce

The legalization of same sex marriage continues to dominate the news.  In this politically correct climate that relinquishes morality to the relativistic whims of society, stating that homosexuals should not marry is now unpopular.  Should a woman be allowed to … Continue reading

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