Monthly Archives: June 2011

Grin and Share It: BIBLE TRIVIA


  BIBLE TRIVIA Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A.Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his … Continue reading

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Grin and Share It: “Getting Into Heaven”


GETTING INTO HEAVEN A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.St. Peter explains that it’s not easy to get into heaven. There are some criteria that must be met before entry is allowed. For example, was the man … Continue reading

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For Preachers Only: “Paul In A Basket”


Paul In A Basket (A Sermon Outline) Text:  “In Damascus the governor under Aretas the king kept the city of the Damascenes with a garrison, desirous to apprehend me; and through a window in a basket was I let down … Continue reading

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A Funny Story: “The Smartest People In The World”


SMARTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of … Continue reading

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Tobacco Is A Food


Tobacco is actually a food.  Though hazardous if smoked, it’s leaves contain a number of nutritional substances that can help sustain life for a time if no other food is available. It is also true that many things which are … Continue reading

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A Funny Story: “Jesus is watching you!”


JESUS IS WATCHING YOU A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the … Continue reading

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Why I Am For Same Sex Divorce


The legalization of same sex marriage continues to dominate the news.  In this politically correct climate that relinquishes morality to the relativistic whims of society, stating that homosexuals should not marry is now unpopular.  Should a woman be allowed to … Continue reading

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How To Turn An Atheist Into An Agnostic In Five Minutes


An atheist says that there is no God.  An agnostic says that there may or may not be; he doesn’t know.  How may you turn an atheist into an agnostic in just five minutes?  It is important in that the … Continue reading

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Did God Create The Devil?


Our Sunday School teaches children about the righteousness of God and the wickedness of Satan.  We teach children that God is the loving, powerful, and all-knowing Creator who wants them to go to heaven.  We teach them that Satan is … Continue reading

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FOR PREACHERS ONLY: Three Things Not Learned in School


Text:  John 16:7-11 INTRODUCTION:  A man may be brilliant in the academic world, but ignorant in the spiritual world.  If you could choose between having Jesus live with you in person (like the apostles enjoyed) or having Him live within … Continue reading

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