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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Dieter’s Prayer”


(Author Unknown) Lord, my soul is ripped with riot, Incited by my wicked diet. “We are what we eat,” said a wise old man. Lord, if that’s true, I’m a garbage can. I want to rise on Judgment Day, that’s … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Burglar”


An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop! … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Atheist Teacher”


A young woman teacher explains to her class of children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Baptist Cowboy”


Baptist Cowboy A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Everybody Knows Bubba”


Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?” … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “I Come Quickly”


I Come Quickly With sermon preparations and anxiety, the new preacher had gotten very little sleep the week before he was to address his flock for the first time; so by Sunday morning, he was both exhausted and extremely nervous. … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Falling Off the Horse”


The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. In the dirt with a broken leg, terrified of the approaching enemy, the soldier called out, … Continue reading

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