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Category Archives: Grin and Share It
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Baptist Cowboy”
Baptist Cowboy A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar … Continue reading →
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Everybody Knows Bubba”
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?” … Continue reading →
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “I Come Quickly”
I Come Quickly With sermon preparations and anxiety, the new preacher had gotten very little sleep the week before he was to address his flock for the first time; so by Sunday morning, he was both exhausted and extremely nervous. … Continue reading →
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Falling Off the Horse”
The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. In the dirt with a broken leg, terrified of the approaching enemy, the soldier called out, … Continue reading →
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Computer Contest”
One day Jesus and Satan were arguing about who had the greatest computer skills. They argued and argued. When they had drawn a crowd of onlookers and were still going at it hot and heavy, the angels– fallen and not–started … Continue reading →
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Good News, Bad News”
Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: The Women’s Guild voted to send you a get-well card. Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30. … Continue reading →
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Don’t Be Scared”
One Sunday after church Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. Her daughter answered “Don’t be scared, you’ll get your quilts.” Needless to say, mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the Pastor stopped by for … Continue reading →
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “A Death in the Family”
A Death in the Family A Pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police … Continue reading →
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Change a Light Bulb”
How many evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one,but the bulb must repent of its darkness and be willing to be changed. * How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? Ten, but they … Continue reading →
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Prayers”
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t … Continue reading →