GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Change a Light Bulb”

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Dr. Mike Harmon

How many evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one,but the bulb must repent of its darkness and be willing to be
changed.
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How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, but they will need to debate whether or not the bulb actually exists.
Even then, they still may not change it, for fear of alienating those who
use florescent bulbs.
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How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, one to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the darkness.
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How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to cast it out, and two more to catch it as it falls.
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How many Independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, because any more than that would be Ecumenicalism.
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How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, one to change the bulb, and nine to lament how much they miss
the old one.
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How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it really matter?

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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