What if God had Voice Mail?
We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern
life. But you may have wondered, “What if God decided to install voice
mail?” Imagine praying and hearing this…
Thank you for calling My Father’s House.
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for request
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all other inquiries
What if God used the familiar excuse, “All the angels are helping other
customers right now. Please stay on the line. Your call will be
answered in the order it was received.
Can you imagine getting these kinds of response as you call on God in
If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1 now
If you would like to speak to Michael, press 2 now
For a directory of other angels, press 3 now
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you’re
press 4 now
To find out if a love one has been assigned to heaven, enter his or
her social security number now.
For reservations at My Father’s House, press the letters J-O-H-N
and then 3-1-6.
For answers on nagging questions about the age of earth and where
Noah’s Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already called once today. Please
hang up and try again tomorrow.
This office is close for the weekend. Please call again on Monday
after 9:00 a.m.
Thank God you can’t call God too often and when you call, the Lord will
“Your cries for help will be answered ‘Here I Am'” (Isaiah