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Horseback Riding |
A guy decides to try horseback riding, even though he has
had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse
unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
guy begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs
for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
He tries to throw his arms around the horse’s neck, but he
slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider. Finally, giving up his tentative grip, he leaps away from
the horse to try and throw himself to safety.
Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup
and he is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as
his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune…………….
the Wal-Mart manager sees him and shuts the horse off.