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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Fortune Teller”


The Fortune Teller During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “A Man’s Wish”


A Man’s Wish A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, “Dear Lord, I go to work every day … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Last Words”


Last Words Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Were My Ears Red!”


Were My Ears Red! With both ears very red, Sarah went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “And So It Was Done”


And So It Was Done One day in heaven, the Lord decided he would visit the earth and take astroll. Walking down the road, the Lord encountered a man who was crying. The Lord asked the man, “Why are you … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Sarah and the Final Exam”


Sarah and the Final Exam Sarah reported for her university final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Best Years”


The Best Years Recently a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the guests were many well-known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Sarah the Painter”


Sarah the Painter Sarah decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these Sarah jokes and how all Sarahs are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that Sarahs really are smart. While her … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “New Windows”


New Windows Sarah had the windows in her house replaced with new double insulated energy efficient windows. Twelve months later she gets a call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been done for a year and she has … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “A Death in the Family”


A Death in the Family Sarah went to work one morning upset. She was in tears and very upset. After several minutes, her boss called her in his office and asked, “What is wrong, is there something I can do?” … Continue reading

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