Category Archives: Grin and Share It

The KGB The phone rings at KGB headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this KGB?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood.” … Continue reading →

The Gift A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good … Continue reading →

Deep Puddles A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. “Think it’s safe … Continue reading →

The Backseat Driver A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place…. The man says, “What’s the problem officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: … Continue reading →

The Assembly Line Doctor’s Office More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly lines. One fella walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So she took down his … Continue reading →

The Old Man A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in. The first biker approached the old man, threw his cigarette into the old man’s pie, and then took a seat … Continue reading →

Next Time You Have a Bad Day, Recall That… The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back … Continue reading →

Mayonaise There are many stories related to the sinking of the “Titanic.” Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured … Continue reading →

The French Revolution During the French revolution, hundreds of people were guillotined. One day, three men were led up to die. One was a lawyer, one was a doctor, and the third was an engineer. The lawyer was to die … Continue reading →

The Elderly Couple A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, … Continue reading →