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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The King of the Jungle”
The King of the Jungle One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He saunters over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roars, “Who’s the king of this jungle?” The monkey scampers down from the tree, bows to … Continue reading
Annual Report from Baptist Voice Ministries
This is the first anniversary for Baptist Voice Ministries. One year ago today we launched our first Blog. (May 7,2011) We are a non profit organization 501(C)3. From the beginning it has been our prayer to attempt to answer any … Continue reading
“How is eternity in hell a fair punishment for sin?”
This is an issue that bothers many people who have an incomplete understanding of three things: the nature of God, the nature of man, and the nature of sin. As fallen, sinful human beings, the nature of God is a … Continue reading
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Psychiatric Hotline”
Psychiatric Hotline Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you … Continue reading
GRIN AND SHARE IT: “More Church Signs”
More Church Signs The best vitamin for a Christian is B1. Under same management for over 2,000 years. Soul food served here. Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk. You can give without loving, but you cannot love without … Continue reading
2011 in review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Syndey Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 25,000 times in 2011. If it were a … Continue reading
GRIN AND SHARE IT: Top 10 Signs You’re Too Old for Trick or Treating
Top 10 Signs You’re Too Old for Trick or Treating 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. … Continue reading
GRIN AND SHARE IT: A Quick IQ Test
A Quick IQ Test A quick test of intelligence. Don’t cheat! Because if you did, the test would be no fun. I promise, there are no tricks to the test. Read this sentence: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS … Continue reading
GRIN AND SHARE IT: Memory
Two elderly people lived in a Del Webb community, he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse. The … Continue reading
THE WALL: a blog of Baptist Voice Ministries 