Bunny, a pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed Ralph get up and leave during the middle of his message. He returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards Bunny asked Ralph where he had gone. ‘I went to get a haircut,’ was the reply.
‘But,’ said Bunny the pastor, ‘Why didn’t you do that before the service?’
‘Because,’ Ralph said, ‘I didn’t need one then.’