Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they
get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven … don’t
step on the ducks.”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains
them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and
along came St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing, and with him is another
extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment
as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She
manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid
eyes on … very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains
them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all of eternity?”

And the guy says, “Well, I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on
a duck.”