On Fire!

During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary
rushed in shouting, “The building is on fire!”

The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, “Where is the water?”

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings
that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring
the fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the

The Jews posted symbols on the door hoping the fire
would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted, “Every man for

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, “It’s the vengeance
of God!”

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched

The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was
to appoint a committee to look into the matter and
submit a written report.

The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put
the fire out.

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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