GRIN AND SHARE IT: “More Church Bulletin Bloopers”



More Church Bulletin Bloopers

A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Don’t miss this Saturday’s exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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We have received word of sudden passing of Rev. Smith
this morning during the worship service. Now let’s sing
“Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow.”
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form,
enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.
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Applications are now being accepted
for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.
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Karen’s beautiful solo: “It is Well with my Solo”
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If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do
so quietly.
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up
the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized
on the table in the foyer.
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Thank you dead friends.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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