I’ll Drink to That!
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression
he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw
it into the river.”
With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the
world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”
And then finally, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the
world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a
smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:
“Shall We Gather at the River.”
About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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