Children’s Notes to God

A nun asked her class to write notes to God. Here are some of the
notes the children handed in.

Dear God:
I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You
made on Tuesday. That was cool.

Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t
You just keep the ones You have?

Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other so much if they
had their own rooms. That’s what my Mom did for me and my brother.

Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.

Dear God:
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole
world. There are only 4 people in our family and I’m having a hard time
loving all of them.

Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You’re on
vacation?

Dear God:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?

Dear God:
Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
words in the house?

Dear God:
Did You mean for the Giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?

Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that
okay?

Dear God:
Did You really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if
You did, then I’m going to get my brother good.

Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can
look it up.

Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much
hair all over.

Dear God:
You don’t have to worry about me; I always look both ways.

Dear God:
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God:
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right.
They’re just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You
did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.