Mergers We’d Like to See
There is a merger in the works involving Polygraph Records, Warner
Brothers, and Keebler. It will be called … Poly-Warner-Cracker.
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3M & Goodyear = mmmGood
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John Deere & Abitibi-Price = Deere Abi
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Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple computer = Crab Apple
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Zippo Manufacturing & Audi & Dofasco & Dakota Mining = Zip Audi Do Da
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Folger Coffee & Detroit Edison & Rolex = Folderal
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Swissair & Cheseborough-Ponds = Swisschese
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Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey, I’m Home
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Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining = Mine, All Mine
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3M & JC Penney & Canadian Opera Company = 3 Penney Opera
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Mattel & Pacific Gold = Ma & Pa
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Sears Roebuck & Rogers Cable = Buck Rogers
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Luvs Diapers + Hertz Rent-a-car = Luv Hertz
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Knott’s Berry Farm + National Organization of Women = Knott NOW
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Federal Express and UPS = Fed Up.
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About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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