Were My Ears Red!
With both ears very red, Sarah went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she
answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead
of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and
stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But what happened
to your other ear?”
“The idiot called back!”