GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Three Doctors”

Three Doctors

Three doctors are returning from a conference when a truck crosses
the median and hits their limo. All of a sudden they are face to face with
St. Peter.

He looks at the doctors and says “Tell me why I should let you into Heaven.

” The first doctor says “I won the Nobel Prize in Medicine.”

“OK!” says St. Peter, “Welcome to Heaven.”

The second doctor looks worried and says “I never won any prize; but
I devoted my career to a free clinic where people could get treatment
at no cost.”

St. Peter smiles and holds open the Pearly Gates for doctor number two.

The third doctor smiles and says “I am responsible for setting up HMO’s
throughout the United States.”

St. Peter looks this man in the eye and says “You may enter Heaven as
well, but you can only stay 3 days.”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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