Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
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Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
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Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
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Hand me that… uh… that uh… thingie…
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Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
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Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this
stuff before?
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There go the lights again…
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Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this
guy’s got two of ’em.
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Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
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Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing
my concentration off.
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What’s this doing here?
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I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.
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That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
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Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
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Sterile, shcmerle. The floor’s clean, right?
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OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a
freak of nature.
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Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
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Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
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What do you mean, “You want a divorce”!
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FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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Isn’t this the one with the really lousy insurance?