Old Age Quiz

Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.


Q: No, seriously. How can I get rid of these crow’s feet and all the wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It usually pulls them out.

Clean Old Age Jokes


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they browse an antique store?

A: I remember these.


Q: Where can a man over 60 find a younger, good looking woman who is interested in him?

A: Try the bookstore under fiction.


Q: What can a husband do when his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If he’s handy with tools, he can finish the basement. Then when he’s finished, he’ll have a place to live.


Q: Why should 60+ people use valet parking?

A: The valet won’t forget where he parked your car.


Q: Is it a common problem for 60+ year olds to have trouble with memory storage?

A: No. Memory storage is not the problem. Memory retrieval is.


Q: Do people sleep more soundly as they get older?

A: Yes, but it’s usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should old people look for glasses?

A: On their forehead.

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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