GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Adam and God”

Adam and God

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God
asked him, “What’s wrong, Adam?”

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God thought for a minute and then said that He was going to make Adam a
companion and that it would be called a “woman.” He said, “This person will
gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she’ll
wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She
will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the
night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the
first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never
have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you
need it.”

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”

God replied, “An arm and a leg.”

Then Adam asked God, “What can I get for a rib?”

And the rest is history.

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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