GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Only in America”

Posted on February 25, 2012 by Dr. Mike Harmon

Only in America

Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance…
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 Only in America…are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink…
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 Only in America…do people order double cheese burgers, a large
fry, and a DIET coke…
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 Only in America…do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters…
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 Only in America…do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes locked up in the
garage…
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 Only in America…do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to
talk to in the first place…
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 Only in America…do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight…
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 Only in America…do we use the word “politics” to describe the process so
well: “Poli” in latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “blood-sucking
creatures”…

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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