GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Doughboy Dead at 71”

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Dr. Mike Harmon

Doughboy Dead at 71

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a
severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the
largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities
turned out including: Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry
Jack, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies. The gravesite was
piled high with flours and longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the
eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who “never knew how much he was
kneaded.”

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
squandering much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as
a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived
by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The
funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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