GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Senior Citizens”

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Dr. Mike Harmon

Senior Citizens

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting
around talking about their aches and pains. “My arms are so weak
I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.

“I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see
my coffee,” replied another.

“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third,
to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another contributed.

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he
slowly shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence.

“Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can
all still drive.”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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