We No Longer Need You
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had
come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist
to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked
up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you.
We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous
things, so why don’t you just go on and get lost.”
God listened patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist
was done talking, God said, “Very well! How about this? Let’s have
a man making contest.”
To which the man replied, “OK, great!”
But God added, “Now we’re going to do this just like I did back in the
old days with Adam.”
The scientist said, “Sure, no problem” and bent down and grabbed
himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, “No, no, no.
You go get your own dirt!”