GRIN AND SHARE IT: “We No Longer Need You”

We No Longer Need You

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had
come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist
to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked
up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you.
We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous
things, so why don’t you just go on and get lost.”

God listened patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist
was done talking, God said, “Very well! How about this? Let’s have
a man making contest.”

To which the man replied, “OK, great!”

But God added, “Now we’re going to do this just like I did back in the
old days with Adam.”

The scientist said, “Sure, no problem” and bent down and grabbed
himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, “No, no, no.
You go get your own dirt!”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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