710 Cap

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady came
in and asked for a seven ten cap.

We all looked at each other and asked, “What’s a seven ten cap?”

She said, “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow
and I need a new one.”

“What kind of a car is it?” they asked. Now I’m thinking maybe an
old Datsun Seven Ten, but she says that it is a Buick.

“Okay, lady, how big is it?”

She made a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

“What does it do?” we asked.

She said, ” I don’t know, but it’s always been there.” One of us
gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it.
So she made a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the
center she wrote 710.

The guys behind the counter were watching as she wrote it….
And they just fell down behind the counter laughing hysterically.
Then one guy said, “I think you want an oil cap.”

She said, “Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don’t care what you call
it. I just need one and I don’t see what is so funny about it.
(Yes, she was a blonde!)

**Now get a paper, draw a circle, write 710 inside of it. Now
rotate the circle 180 degrees and check the results.

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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