GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Things You’d Like to Say at Work But Can’t”



Things You’s Like to Say at Work But Can’t

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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You! . . . Off my planet!
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Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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A PBS mind in an MTV world.
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t
fallen asleep yet.
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Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
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How do I set a laser printer on stun?
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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