GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Bump…Bump…Bump…”


A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears
a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of
an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street
towards him … BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the
coffin bouncing quickly behind him … faster… faster…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the
door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the
lid of the coffin clapping … clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP…
clappity-BUMP…on the heals of the terrified man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself
in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is
coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping towards him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything …
but all he can find is a box of cough drops!

Desperate, he throws the coughdrops at the coffin …

… and of course

… the coffin stops

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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