This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully
enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on
the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
He asks, ‘What was that for?’
She replies, ‘What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with
the name Marylou written on it?’
He says, ‘Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse
races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.’
She is appeased and goes off to work around the house. Three days later
he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying
pan swatting.
He says, ‘What’s that for this time?’
She answered, ‘Your horse called!’
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About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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