GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Efficiency Expert”


The Efficiency Expert

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.
You don’t want to try these techniques at home:

“Why not?” asked somebody from the audience.

“I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert
explained. “She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove,
table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I
told her, ‘Hon, why don’t you try carrying several things at once?’ “

“Did it save time?” the guy in the audience asked

“Actually, yes,” replied the expert. “It used to take her 20 minutes
to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven.”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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