A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for
She said, “I’d love to be ten again.”
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park–the Death Slide,
The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything
there was, she had a go.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later,
her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Into McDonald’s they went, where she was given a
Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake.
Then off to a theater to see Star Wars–more burgers,
popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and
collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, “Well, dear,
what was it like being ten again?”
One eye opened and she groaned, “Actually I meant
About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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