Cards That Hallmark Won’t Be Using
FRONT: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am
INSIDE: That you’re not here to ruin it for me.
FRONT: Congratulations on your promotion.
INSIDE: Before you go though, would you like to take this knife out of my
back? You’ll probably need it again.
FRONT: I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
INSIDE: After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.
FRONT: I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.
INSIDE: I never believed in Hell ’till I met you.
FRONT: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me.
INSIDE: Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.
FRONT: We have been friends for a very long time,
INSIDE: let’s say we call it quits.
FRONT: I’m so miserable without you,
INSIDE: it’s almost like you’re here.
FRONT: If you ever need a friend…
INSIDE: buy a dog.
About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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