My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s 97 now & we don’t know where she is!
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t
lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what
I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he
would have put them further up our body.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I don’t jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.