–I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts ’till 8 P.M..

–I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

–I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where
I’m going.

–I’m good on a trip for at least an hour without my
aspirin/antacid.

–I’m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

–I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

–I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a word you’re
saying.

–I’m very good at telling stories… over and over and over
and over.

–I’m aware that other people’s grandchildren are not as
bright as mine.

–I’m so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care,
dental care.

–I’m not grouchy, I just don’t like traffic, waiting, children,
politicians….

–I’m positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired.

–I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a secure place.

–I’m wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.

–I’m having trouble remembering simple words like….uh….

–I’m realizing that aging is not for sissies.

–I’m walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

–I’m sure they are making adults much younger these days.

–I’m in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD’s, IRA’s, AARP.

–I’m a walking storeroom of facts…I’ve just lost the storeroom.

–Do I have Alzheimer’s? I don’t remember. But, I’m happy, I think.