GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Psychic Police”

Psychic Police

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over
by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the
window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window
and “WHACK”, the trooper smacks him in the head with the

The driver says, “What the heck was that for?”

The trooper says, “You’re in Texas, son. When we pull you
over, you better have your license ready when we get to your

The driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around

The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean.
He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the
passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls
his window down, and “WHACK”, the trooper smacks him with
the nightstick, too.

The passenger says, “What did you do that for?”

The trooper says, “Just making your wish come true.”

The passenger says, “Huh?”

The trooper says, “I know that two miles down the road you’re
gonna say, ‘I wish that jerk would’ve tried that bull with me.'”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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