The Taxi Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said “Look
man, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said he didn’t realize that a little tap could
scare him so much.
The driver replied “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day
as a cab driver – I’ve been driving hearses for the last 25 years”.