A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the
man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”
The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient.
“Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who
turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and
stood over the man.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the
situation briefly then asked, “All right buddy, what’s your name?”
“Sam,” the man moaned.
“Where ya from, Sam?”
With pain in his voice Sam replied, “The balcony.”