A Letter for Ann Landers
I have a problem concerning my girlfriend, whom I wish to marry.
I have two brothers; one is a musician, the other was recently
executed by electric chair for murder.
My mother died from suicide due to insanity when I was only
three years old. My two sisters are both call girls, and my
father sells drugs to high school and junior high students.
My girlfriend was just released from a reformatory where she
served time after she was accused of smothering her
illegitimate child to death.
But I’m really in love with this girl, and want to marry her.
My problem is this: If I ask her to marry me, what is a gentle
way to tell her that my brother is a musician?