A Bad Day

This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He’s been
sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver
steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

“Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,” says the truck driver.
“I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. I
can’t do anything right. I overslept, and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me.”

“When I went to the parking lot,I found my car was stolen and I
have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was left in the cab.”

“At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.

So I came to the bar and was thinking about putting an end to my
life,and then you show up and drink the darn poison.”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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