The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of
the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama
Special Forces.) Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior
are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.
5. They don’t like barbecue.
6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt’s death.
We estimate it should be over in just about two days.
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About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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