Bob asks his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”
She answers….. “I’d love to be ten again.”
So on the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and
early and off they go to the local Theme Park.
What a day! He puts her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide,
The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear…everything there is!
Wow! She staggers out of the Theme Park five hours later, her head
reeling and her stomach upside down. Right Into McDonald’s they
go, and her husband orders a Double Big Mac for her along with extra
fries and a refreshing strawberry shake. Then off to a movie…it’s the
latest ‘Star Wars’ epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Cola, and M & M’s.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbles home with her
husband and collapses into bed. He leans over lovingly and asks,
“Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?”
She opens one eye and she groans, . . .
“Idiot, I meant dress size.”
About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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