To Be Ten Again
Bob asks his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”
She answers….. “I’d love to be ten again.”
So on the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and
early and off they go to the local Theme Park.
What a day! He puts her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide,
The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear…everything there is!
Wow! She staggers out of the Theme Park five hours later, her head
reeling and her stomach upside down. Right Into McDonald’s they
go, and her husband orders a Double Big Mac for her along with extra
fries and a refreshing strawberry shake. Then off to a movie…it’s the
latest ‘Star Wars’ epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Cola, and M & M’s.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbles home with her
husband and collapses into bed. He leans over lovingly and asks,
“Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?”
She opens one eye and she groans, . . .
“Idiot, I meant dress size.”