A saleswoman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when
she sees a Native American Indian Maiden thumbing for a ride
on the side of the road. As the trip had been long and quiet, she
stops the car and the Indian Maiden gets in.
After a bit of small talk, the Indian Maiden notices a brown bag on
the front seat. “What’s in the bag?”, asks the Indian Maiden.
“It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband”, says the saleswoman.
The Indian Maiden is silent for a moment then says, “Good trade.”