Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter
a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team
rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time,
when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the Blondes
upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette
reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring
straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them
with white knuckles.
She says, “What the heck’s goin’ on up here? We’re havin’ a grand time
One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and
says, “Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”
About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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