The Blonde Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter
a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team
rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time,
when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the Blondes
upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette
reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring
straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them
with white knuckles.
She says, “What the heck’s goin’ on up here? We’re havin’ a grand time
One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and
says, “Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”