Are You Bragging, Mr. Texan?
A Texan was visiting a Maine farmer (“fahmah”). The Texas
rancher was boasting to his host about the size of his spread:
“I can get into my pickup truck and drive all day and still not
reach the boundary of my ranch”, he bragged.
The Mainer shook his head knowingly, and replied, “Aayuhh,
I had a truck like that once.”