Everything Is Big in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on
the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The
person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving
in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He
exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is
big in Texas.”
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.”
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped and
skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to
the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t
About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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