Sarah and the Coke Machine
Sarah was going to a soda machine and she
arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little and
pushed a Diet Coke selection. Out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a
counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted
it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button
for Coke Classic. Out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She
immediately took the 50 cents and put in in the machine, studied it for a
moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the businessman who had been
waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. “Excuse me, miss, but
are you done yet?”
She looked at him and indignantly replied, “Well, duhhhh! I’m still
About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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