GRIN AND SHARE IT; “The Divorce”


The Divorce

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him
and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but,
I want a divorce.”

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it,
because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and
he’s a much better lover than you.”

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger
increases. She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband
speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, “I want the kids, too.” The husband just keeps
driving faster, and faster, now he’s up to 80 mph.

She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too.” The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you
want?”

The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.”

She asks, “What’s that?”

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
“I’ve got the airbag!”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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