The Boss

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to
let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss.”

Of course, the husband takes the doctor’s advice. He rushes home, slams
the door, shakes his fist in his wife’s face, and growls, “From now on, you’re
taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on
the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes.

Tonight, I’m going out with the boys and you are going to stay at home where
you belong. And another thing… Do you know who’s going to comb my hair,
adjust my pants, and then tie my bow tie?”

“I certainly do,” says his wife calmly. “The undertaker.”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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