The Gas Men

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a
young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban

They parked their truck at one end of the alley and worked
their way to the other end. At the last house an older woman
was looking out her kitchen window watching the two men as
they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged
his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley and back to
the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady
from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind

They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, “When I see two gas men
running as hard as you two were, I figure I’d better run too!”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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